WHO THE DWUNK ARE WE?
We are a clothing line that represents the true, jacka$$ in everyone.
I'm your mother, I'm your sister, I'm your brother.
I'm your neighbor, I'm your friend, I'm your cowoker, I'm your mailman.
I'm the one who decided to let you into the club without cover and gave you bottle service for free.
I'm the one who gave you straight A's in school.
I'm the one who promoted you to king!!
I'm the one who gave you a seat on the subway.
I'm the one who let you have the better parking spot.
I'm the one who hooked you up with that phat ride.
I'm the one who helped you on that project so your a** didn't look stupid.
I'm the one who spoke to you when no one else would.
I'm the one who opened the door for you.
I'm the one who carried your groceries for ten blocks.
I'm the one who pays you compliments everyday without ever expecting a response.
I'm the one who gives it to you straight.
I'm the one who gave you that cab even though it clearly wasn't yours.
I'm the one who is trying to make a difference.
I'm the one who is never noticed.
I'm the one who wonders if stewie will ever rule the world.
I'm the one who loves fried chicken.
I'm the one who wonders how E ever got Sloan.
I'm the one who wonders why some restaurants serve bread while others don’t (are they just cheap a** mofo’s)?
I'm the one who wonders 'What is a nincompoop?'
I'm the one who wonders 'Why nincompoop is my favorite word?'
I'm the one who wonders 'Is Mexican pizza really the perfect food?'
I'm the one who wonders 'Is rum really only to be drunk by pirates?'
I'm the one who wonders 'Will vodka really make me more Russian?'
I'm the one who wonders 'Am i even Russian to begin with?
I'm the one who wonders 'Why don’t twinkies taste good anymore?'
I'm the one who wonders 'What’s that smell??...d*mn…… do I need to change my drawers?'
I'm the one who wonders 'Why don’t they make onesies for adults?'
I'm the one who wonders 'Don’t chicks get weggies when they wear thongs?'
I'm the one who wonders 'Do mean people really suck or are they just b#@tards?'
I'm the one who wonders 'Is coconut water really the elixir of life??'
I'm you!!
Being DWUNK has nothing to do with being drunk. A DWUNKBABY is a BOWTIE wearing, GOLD TOOTH loving individual who expresses without judgments.
HONK HONK....SQUEEZE SQUEEZE!!